{"product_id":"pugs-arent-real-people-mmo-t-shirt","title":"PUGs Aren’t Real People — T-Shirt","description":"PUGs aren’t real people—and apparently neither are their feelings.\nCelebrate the beautifully chaotic experience of joining a pickup group with this fantasy MMORPG-inspired graphic tee. The design features one very confused, underprepared pug sitting in the danger zone while his party walks away and the vote-to-kick bar steadily fills.\n\nPerfect for raiders, dungeon runners, guildmates, healers blamed for everything, tanks who pull without warning, and anyone who has ever watched a random party member completely ignore the mechanics.\n“PUG” means pickup group—the random players assembled for a dungeon, raid, or other group activity. \n\nNo actual pugs were vote-kicked during the creation of this shirt.\n\nDesign details:\nOriginal fantasy MMORPG-inspired artwork\n“PUGs Aren’t Real People” slogan\nArmored pug adventurer\nVote-to-kick window showing 2\/4\nDistressed, vintage-style fantasy graphic\nDesigned to look especially striking on a dark shirt\nThis shirt makes a fun gift for MMO players, gaming friends, raid leaders, guildmates, or the one party member who is always standing in the fire.\nPlease review the size chart before ordering. Colors and print placement may vary slightly due to differences in screens, garment sizes, and the printing process.\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53597763436820,"sku":"30721360189540497637","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53597763469588,"sku":"18060103677226049074","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53597763502356,"sku":"94129652730024320536","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53597763535124,"sku":"30782522394999387257","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53597763567892,"sku":"16125932078777300256","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53597763600660,"sku":"58341847081322356757","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53597763633428,"sku":"25612695912918104848","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53597763666196,"sku":"20274559900324810006","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53597763698964,"sku":"10527590257927586691","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1024\/5383\/8100\/files\/8336344547633257426_2048.jpg?v=1786002209","url":"https:\/\/www.choncky.com\/products\/pugs-arent-real-people-mmo-t-shirt","provider":"Choncky!","version":"1.0","type":"link"}