Only Plastic & Crippling Debt T-Shirt
XS / Black
$30.00
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Only Plastic & Crippling Debt T-Shirt
$30.00
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In the grimdark future, your wallet never stood a chance.
A mountain of burning dollars, pounds, and euros. Melting sprues. A ruined gray plastic warrior slumping into the flames with its rifle. This original design captures the true endgame of the miniature hobby: more plastic, less money, and a pile of shame that has achieved sentience.
Perfect for miniature painters, tabletop gamers, convention weekends, and anyone who has ever called another box of models “an investment.”
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline — easy to layer or wear alone
- Structural details: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Printed front image and text using crisp DTF/DTG methods for vivid detail
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean